| HELP20 | Follow the ~h~T-shirt~w~ blip on the radar to find Rafael's. |
| LAW1_10 | See you around, handsome! |
| LAW1_11 | I'm sure you will. |
| LAW1_12 | Hmmmm...nice bike. |
| LAW1_13 | No! My Bike! |
| LAW1_14 | Wow, I like, really dig your motorcycle. |
| LAW1_15 | Yeah babe, just picked it up from Howlin' Pete's |
| LAW1_2 | ~g~Get to the Colonel's boat. |
| LAW1_3 | ~g~Take the Colonel's daughter to the Pole Position club. |
| LAW1_4 | ~r~You killed the Colonel's daughter! |
| LAW1_5 | Will you be working for my father? |
| LAW1_6 | Maybe. |
| LAW1_7 | Do you mind me resting my hand in your lap? |
| LAW1_8 | Maybe... |
| LAW1_9 | It's so difficult having a rich and powerful father. Vamos. |
| LAW1_A | Go get some sleep, he says - |
| LAW1_B | - I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off drinking coffee! |
| LAW1_C | This is a disaster. We are so screwed, man! |
| LAW1_D | These gorillas, listen to me, are gonna come down here and rip my head off. It's ridiculous! |
| LAW1_E | I did NOT go to law school for this! Ok, now what the hell are we gonna do? |
| LAW1_F | Shut up, sit down, relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. |
| LAW1_G | You're gonna find out who took our cocaine - and then, I'm gonna kill them. |
| LAW1_H | That's a good idea. That's a GREAT idea. Let me think, let me think, let me think. |
| LAW1_I | - OH! There's this retired Colonel, Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez. |
| LAW1_J | He's the one that helped me set up this deal |
| LAW1_K | well away from Vice City's established thugs. Ok? |
| LAW1_L | Now, listen. He's holding his party out in the bay on his expensive yacht |
| LAW1_M | and all of Vice City's big players are gonna be there. OK? |
| LAW1_N | I have an invite, of course I have an invite, |
| LAW1_O | but there's no way that I'm going out there, sticking my head out the door - no way! Not gonna happen. |
| LAW1_P | I told you, shut up! I'll go myself... |
| LAW1_Q | Ho - whoa, whoa! Hey, I like 1978 too, but, y'know, this isn't gonna be a beer and strippers do. |
| LAW1_R | I mean, no offense, but I think that you might turn heads on the runway for the wrong reasons. |
| LAW1_S | What's wrong with the way I'm dressed? |
| LAW1_T | Ok, look, here. Stop by Rafael's, tell him I sent 'ya. He'll make you look respectable. |
| LAW1_U | OK, go, c'mon... |
| LAWP_1 | Buenas noches. |
| LAWP_10 | but such a delicate matter will take time. |
| LAWP_11 | Perhaps we will talk later. |
| LAWP_12 | Meanwhile, let me introduce you to my daughter, |
| LAWP_13 | Mercedes! |
| LAWP_14 | Caramia, could you look after our guest while I attend to my necessary obligations? |
| LAWP_15 | Of course, daddy. |
| LAWP_16 | Please excuse me. |
| LAWP_17 | Mercedes!? |
| LAWP_18 | You try living with it. |
| LAWP_19 | Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests... |
| LAWP_2 | I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Rosenberg, |
| LAWP_20 | That's our congressman Alex Shrub with rising silicone star Candy Suxxx... |
| LAWP_21 | And have you met my lovely wife Laura? No? |
| LAWP_22 | Well, unfortunately she's in Alabama. This is Candy. |
| LAWP_23 | And over there we have the Vice City Mambas' star tight end, BJ - |
| LAWP_24 | always the charmer. |
| LAWP_25 | I blocked down on him and then I put him in a wheelchair! |
| LAWP_26 | Haha, that is good! |
| LAWP_27 | Well now, I'm looking at some prime real estate property. |
| LAWP_28 | And that poolside amphibian is Jezz Torrent, |
| LAWP_29 | lead singer with Love Fist. |
| LAWP_3 | I hope any recent problems have not affected his health, or uh, |
| LAWP_30 | Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? |
| LAWP_31 | Let me tell you's, |
| LAWP_32 | it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean! |
| LAWP_33 | Impotent. |
| LAWP_34 | And the chatty trio. |
| LAWP_35 | That sleeping sweat gland is Papa's right hand gimp, Gonzalez |
| LAWP_36 | and the other two are Pastor Richards |
| LAWP_37 | and pseudo intellectual film director, Steve Scott. |
| LAWP_38 | ...passion with the nympho invaders, |
| LAWP_39 | when the giant shark comes in and |
| LAWP_4 | mental well being, Mr...uh? |
| LAWP_40 | just bites their dicks off! |
| LAWP_41 | Ha now, you never saw anything like that before, have you? |
| LAWP_42 | Colonel! |
| LAWP_43 | your parties as ever are a triumph, hahahaha! |
| LAWP_44 | I can only apologize for my late arrival. |
| LAWP_45 | Ah, de nada amigo. How do we find you? |
| LAWP_46 | Our business is very trying - barbarians at the gates. |
| LAWP_47 | A time for rewarding one's friends and liquidating one's enemies, amigo. |
| LAWP_48 | Who's the loudmouth? |
| LAWP_49 | Ricardo Diaz. He's Mr. Coke. |
| LAWP_5 | Vercetti. He's just got a touch of...agoraphobia. |
| LAWP_50 | Mercedes! |
| LAWP_51 | Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town. |
| LAWP_52 | Another time, Ricardo! |
| LAWP_53 | Let's get out of here. |
| LAWP_54 | Actually, take me to the Pole Position club. |
| LAWP_6 | Excellent, excellent. And you? |
| LAWP_7 | I just want my merchandise. |
| LAWP_8 | Ah. It's an unfortunate set of circumstances for all involved. |
| LAWP_9 | Of course I have initiated my own lines of inquiry, |